dateline campaign, day two.

Miranda Wagura was all set to issue a paper on climax change, but found that someone (see shamefaced dog in pic) had peed on it.

But undaunted, she moves right on to the the timely and all-important issue of the alaskan pupline "That pupline has to go in right now, yesterday, tomorrow, whenever! Kimmee, our big hearted neighbor to the north, cannot possibly care for all those alaskan refugee little dogs. They should be able to hop on that zipline pupline and be able to romp and gambol freely in the gulf of mexico."

And there you have it. I believe she is modeling her campaign on that of the late great Pat Paulsen's. As i said elsewhere, welcome to the monkey house.