Shelby Szymeczek asked Miranda Wagura about the canine immigration issue yesterday, and Miranda replied to cheering crowds.
"French poodles, Belgian Malinois, Mexican Chihuahuas, Italian greyhounds, Bernese mountain climbing dogs and English sheepdogs (old and young) come to this country in search of better lives for their families, bringing with them their highly honed skills. These noble beasts can contribute much to our labor force and culture if ...we just give them green cars! Green cars will allow them to get to their jobs and become truly american. Green cars for everyone! No dog left behind!"
Miss M is thinking she can join forces with VW and cut a great deal on entry level porsches, since that venerable company is having a bit of trouble moving their vehicles at the moment.
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