Dateline: campaign, day 25.

Back on the stump, Miranda Wagura says, "obamacare, schmobama care. When I rule the world, all canines will have access to free care for their canines, and their molars and incisors too. No one should have to suffer the indignity of their mama having to pay thru the nose for quality dental care."

Vote Miranda. Free doggie dental detailing. You heard it here first.